Here is a masterpiece of fan fiction, using a screen from the show NCIS on CBS.
Mark Harmon wants to torture Bellamy Young
I figured you out, Bellamy Young.
Tell me more, Mark Harmon.
You are not the good guy.
If not me, then, who is?
The guy who sings the NCIS theme song.
You're a crazy man.
And I'm a good guy, too.
If that's true, bring me a Fresca.
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